abadbadbrujah:

gerardpilled:

He deleted it so quickly but I need everyone to see this Chris Fleming video because it has fundamentally changed me

“I understand I’m going to have to go into the witness protection program after releasing this, but are Taylor Swift fans just people who haven’t cum? Is that what’s going on? I have spent countless sleepless nights trying toget to the bottom of what what is the common denominator of these people, because there’s not that many horse girls in the world. If this were just an equestrian empire that she’d built, she’d be playing mid sized theaters, tops. But oh, she Taylor Swift is the spokesperson for those who haven’t achieved orgasm. That’s. Oh, my God.The clarity that comes with this realization. Taylor Swift is the Che Guevara for those who are ashamed of their own labias. I would also be front row gnashing my teeth at that Popsicle stick. If my one experience with pleasure was accidentally in a Radisson hot tub, I oh, my God .I would also be willing to die for this sentient Lisa Frank notebook. If my one dalliance with bodily nirvana was on a very turbulent flight, this is what’s happening.”

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

sindri42:

rock-fish-deactivated20201231:

the-radio-star:

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Finally some good fucking news

they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good

These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.

(via democraticsenator)